Saturday, September 26, 2009

It's All In Your Head!


I thought Sylar was already sexily evil with his emotive eyebrows (BTW, they have a musical band of their own) and disturbingly dispassionate voice. All of that embodied by a tall lean body structure, ready to pounce or finger-flick at the slightest passing diabolical thought.

But after watching last week's "Heroes" 2-hour premiere, I have come to realize that a non-corporeal Sylar living inside one's head can be even scarier! WOW. O_O

That's mind-blowing. Literally.

Even without a body, Sylar creates his own manipulative kind of mental menace for poor Matt Parkman. As a lot of psychological studies tend to propound - what is first thought of is usually followed by an action. Life/ success coaches would also evangelize that you would have to *THINK* about your goals first before you can really achieve them.

In Matt's mind, Sylar "carries" Matt Jr with those covered (*pouts*) biceps of his and gleefully "throws" baby back to horrified poppa. Later, Sylar insults Matt to the point where he angrily hurls a chair towards a suspect in an interrogation room. These nasty antics that Sylar is causing makes me wonder how distressed Matt will be able to handle the stress mentally. All those verbal taunts hurled at Detective Parkman would cause very very bad things to happen, don't you think?

Which makes me all eager to tune in to this coming Monday's "Heroes" episode entitled "Ink".

Meanwhile, I'm wondering if thinking and mentally *focusing* on thoughts like "More bare Sylar biceps please!" or "More of Sylar's shirtless body please!" will propel actions from the writers/ directors/ Zach and cause these to appear on my TV + computer screen. -_^

It just might work if we all think about these collectively. The power of THOUGHT, people. We can DOOOOOO IT!!

And if you are not afraid of spoilers, check out CBR TV's latest video on the "Heroes" Sullivan Bros. Carnival set visit. Don't miss the epic behind-the-scenes moments shared by both my faves (~le sigh~) - Ray Park and Zach!





Tuesday, September 22, 2009

These are the Real Questions...


So it's just a few hours before the 2-hour premiere of Heroes Vol 5 "Redemption".


Fans are literally quivering with anticipation... counting down the minutes... Druggies in need of the next super-powered-sexyHeroes fix.

Some are almost tearing their hair in angst, wondering ... "How will Matt deal with knowing the secret concerning Nathan and Sylar?" "Will Peter ever get his full powers back?" "What does Samuel from the carnival got anything to do with anything?" "Will Sylar get his body back???!!"

Ahhh.... Now we are getting somewhere. Especially with that last question. *grin*

Talking about body.... Sylar's in particular... My fellow Sylar fans, admit it, the real questions concerning Season 4 are:


  • Will Sylar be wearing more suits this season? (Boohoo for biceps-appreciators (T_T) )
  • Will we ever see Sylar showing off his biceps in more muscle tees?
  • Will Sylar again trade arm muscle porn moves with Peter Petrelli?
  • Will we catch Sylar doing his infamous but sexy two-finger move again?
  • Will Sylar have more "shiny new toys"?
I can't wait to explicitly document my findings.

So, don't MISS the premiere episode, continue to watch "Heroes" and see if the questions that are close to our hormones.. er... I meant hearts... will finally be answered!

For a flush, you can watch a Heroes S4 preview here:




And, not forgetting.... "CORN NUTS!"

Sign up to Zach's Funny or Die page and vote for the morbidly funny, heart-poundingly sexy "Hostage: The - Outtakes"!


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Caffeine and Pro-Zachs


What's your Poison?.... Mine's Coffee. It's been an almost life-long love affair. No coffee, syzzlyn ceases to exist. Brain goes ___________ x_x

So when I see Coffee and Zach, the combined dose of caffeine and Pro-Zach spikes up my heart-rate by 2,000%. It's that stimulating. (Oh.. sshh.. I do not care if all this data is medically unqualified!)

The last time that happened to me was during the Las Vegas Star Trek convention, because Zach barely at 2 hours' sleep the previous night, and he was on a high caffeine diet probably even before the Celebrity Breakfast until his Q&A Panel. Zach sipping from Coffee cup... *THUD*

Here, I see TWO cups of Coffee and Zach, then well, well.... I'm not only all wired-up like a high-powered electric fence, a ZQBiceps Blog post also miraculously appears.

All that adrenaline doesn't quite hinder me from yet again, admiring Zach's wonderful multi-tasking abilities and toned arms. I am beginning to suspect that frequent jaunts to his fave cafe bar Intelligentsia, and carrying all that java helps build up biceps muscles. I knew there must be more healthy uses for Coffee. -_-

In any case, for those who have been to Intelligentsia, what's so special about the coffee there?? syzzlyn wants to know!!!

More pics of Coffee and Pro-Zach at Accidental Sexiness!

PS: "Heroes" Season 4 begins Sep 21st in the USA! Have you seen this behind the scenes video for the new season?? Check it out at NBC's "Heroes" page!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Gettin' Down and Dirrrty


... I swear I heard a lot of ovaries (and/ or insert your preferred noun) exploding worldwide earlier today as these pics of Zach the sexy Mechanic surfaced on the internet.

Simply said, it is sexy when a hunk is doing an activity that'll get him all sweaty and dirty ... and a little greasy.... and he's making good use of his muscular arms, like turning a tyre wrench and changing a tyre. I'm rather impressed that Zach likes to get his own messy manly stuff done. And not standing by the roadside, looking all namby-pamby. o(^.^)b

If I were there, I would have handed him water to drink, wiped beads of perspiration off him and devour the eye candy right in front of me. Just being real... :P Also, I'm useless with cars.

It is really difficult not to admire our bb's beautifully bulging biceps especially when he's in that cute tight "God surfed" tee. In fact, ahem... I'm cutting this short to go ogle again.... hehehe..

Take in more of the arm porn at Accidental Sexiness!

Biceps out! ε≡......(( (^_^)

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Power of Invisibility Required!


He was once moping on his couch for weeks wondering if he should quit acting and growing an impressive "Rabbinical beard" (quoting an interview article).. and now... he has grasped the admiration and fantasy of gadzillions of fan-girls (and boys).

That's how it's like when you turn Vulcan. And universally bringing sexy back with da Spock.

It's no surprise then to hear Zach mention that it wouldn't have been fun for him to wander around this year's Comic Con with his mates. (Screaming, crying fangirls.. Ahhhhh! (O_O;) even hearing about them scares me!)

Poor guy. Stuck. In his hotel room. And revealing his biceps for only announced panels, interviews and promo stuff, like the Wired Cafe photoshoot above. A prisoner of fame.

Methinks Zach needs to "go Sylar" and try to hunt Claude Rains down and steal his power of invisibility. But the hunt might take some time. How do you ever find an Invisible Man? Hmm... Any secret mad group of scientists out there who have successfully re-invented "the Hollow Man Experiments"? Oh, oh! Or he could borrow Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility!

Check out CBR TV's interview with Zach that was filmed during Comic Con 2009, where he talks about the soon-to-be-released comics "Mr Murder Is Dead" and "Lucid" by his production company, Before the Door and Archaia Comics. Maybe you would have more innovative ideas on how Zach will be able to enjoy future Comic Cons better. (And yes, his biceps were visually delicious in the vid. Plus, I love the shout-out to Mage.. er Mabes!!!):



All these talk on fame and invisibility is making me ponder if I actually want to become internet-famous. I don't think I have the face for it. Besides I've passed the young and sexy age. I'm now just old.. and sexy. heheh. I would love to find actual paying work in the digital medium again though.

I do not know where all these personal brain farts are going but... HEEEYYYY, BICEPS! *points to the top of page* Did you all notice the spankin' new image header?? Pretty, eh?? Do give props to my online friend Lammy for blending the image together!

And.... the out-takes video for "The Hostage" will be available on Tuesday, 15th September! Remember to sign up for Zach's Funny or Die site! He wants you to! For Realsies!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Got Milk????


The question is INVALID.

Especially when it involves payback. Courtesy of a forceful shaking of a Silk soy milk carton by those lovely arms - owned by our previously milked-up Zach. (BTW, still haven't got over *that* one! *slurp*) I don't think anybody can shake a milk carton with such Zexy-mexy frustration and then later, calmly do a suave hair porn move.

Poor Tyler.

Or is it Lucky Tyler. O_o

Fact is, I'm not a fan of milk. Soy or not. But the two TS vids have been making me re-think about my feelings about it now.

That's the power of media (and ZQ) to ya!

Haven't seen the erotically milky Payback Video?? (Geez, where have you been?!?!). Get your tongue ready and CLICK HERE!
(screencap by syzzlyn, who now knows that milk-white is the colour of vengeance)

Rip them off!!


WUT?!!!!?! O_O

But hey.. if you have RIPPED biceps to go with Ripped Jeans, I'm willing to forgive the ZQ fashion faux pas.

And I have yet to even start on the nicely defined and ripped legs (you can't say you *didn't* notice!).. but that might demand another separate blog by itself.

It's a good thing his long-limbed goodness and infectious smile were terribly distracting, else I wish I could fly into LA, sneak into his wardrobe and steal those awful pants so that he will not be able to wear something this ratty again.

Sigh... I can somewhat understand it though. Nice, sunny day out with friends... Time to relax...chill.... I've looked slummy before. That's when I'm feeling too lazy to bother about "putting it together" ;) However, I'm usually quite vain :p Most of the time.


Monday, September 7, 2009

Vulcan Maneuvers


{{{ RAGE }}} A powerful emotion.

It can even compel the supposedly smallest, leanest of folks to command that surge of energy required to release the feeling of (repressed?) aggression.

It's even made more dangerous when you have the know-how to administer the painful Vulcan neck pinch. Not much biceps muscles required for that...

Have to admit that it can get pretty useful when you have lots of enemies though. Or someone really annoying that you want to shut up. Plus, you'd look really graceful doing the maneuver even though you are really, really pissed off. Like Spock.

Beats hitting someone clumsily over the head any time.

Have you had the strong urge to use the Vulcan neck pinch on someone lately?? Feel free to vent in the comments section ....

Friday, September 4, 2009

Multi-task It!


Zach multi-tasks like no man can.

I usually know of guys who can only concentrate on one thing at a time. I see that alot in my office... -_-

In "The Hostage", Zach demonstrates how effective multi-tasking can be done... while holding a gun to someone's head *and* a real live baby....and yelling heart-felt curses. Impressive.

Biceps muscles mandatory as well.

So while you are busy trying to achieve the Zach-level of multi-tasking, DO NOT FORGET to tune in to the Behind the Scenes footage video to be released by Before the Door/ ZQ mid of next week!!!!


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Gloriously F**#&@!!-ed Up


An epic video with Zach in it requires a blog post. With or without bare arms. (The biceps can wait.)

You only need a gun, a dark sense of humour, LOTS of swearing, an ironic love story and a tragic ending. Oops.


You F@!!^(#!@@ Hear THAT? WATCH IT!!

Else I'll shoot!


PS: If you love the vid, pls send all foul-swearing love to Zach and Before the Door....
(screencap by oldfilmsflicker)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Leaning Sideways


I apologize for another grey muscle tee post. But I doubt I'd be hearing that many complaints! :p

A tight tee just helps to reinforce the visual point on how useful it is to have flexy ZQ-like biceps if you are ever asked to sprawl sideways. On a cold slab no less.

Start practising now, folks... Feel free to use the pic as reference.


On a side note, look out for Zachary's and Before the Door's latest production, a movie short entitled "The Hostage (A Love Story)", which premieres on Wednesday!

LATEST: Join Zach's Funny or Die channel now and get ready for Wednesday!